When I step up in the club, all eyes on.... HOLD UP, where is everybody??

OH MY DEAR GRACIOUS GOODNESS!! Tonight was something else! Let me tell you.. Okay so early in the day I'm chatting it up on facebook with my friend Molly. I like to call her Smolls. Anywho, Smolls asks me if I was going to this workshop tonight at 7pm to learn the history and style of House dancing. So I was like, you know what sure, I'll go, I don't really have nothing planned for tonight and Smolls is really fun to hang out with, not to mention that House dancing is really fun and free-feelling as well and I like it. Then she continues to inform me that it cost 5 dollars to get in. Now one thing to know about me is that I am a broke college student! And the main reason for this is that once I get a hold of some cash I will spend it faster than cockroaches will hide when you turn on a light switch. (aint lyin) So I let Smolls know that there is a possiblilty that I actually might not be able to go because I won't have enough money. Then, she started to hardcore convince me into going by saying, "No! Isaiah, you HAVE to go!! It'll be so much fun and such a great experience for you to learn the culture of different dance genres...." and I remember thinking to myself, I wonder why she wants me to go so bad because I know shes speaking the truth but it definitely sounds like there's a catch or something. So I was just thinking, I'll let her think she's fooling me but, I know she's leaving some info out, I'll just wait a few seconds until she stops beating around the bush... Then, right before we hang up she says really quickly, "Oh, and Alejandro is going to ride with us..." At first I'm just like, Alejandro?? Who the eff is that?! ...Then, vague images of a tall-lanky-chicken-leg looking boy strutting the hallways of UVU like he just came from a runway lesson by Tyra Banks appeared into my head. And I'm like, Awe HAY No!  So I calmly ask Smolls just to make sure I'm getting things straight. So Smolls...(sarcastic giggle) is this the really awkward gay guy that comes to hip hop doing vogue every thursday night? ..knowing full well you can't be voging to the song fireman by lil wayne.  Then she replied, yeeeaah...., it'll definitely be an interesting ride to Salt Lake for sure.. but I'm sure it will be worth it.  See now, she knows she's a lie and a quarter... Yea, she might have wanted me to go, but it wasn't only because she knew I would have a good experience.. the main reason she wanted me to go was because she didn't want to have to drive a whole 50 miles with a mini Andy Dick in her car, touching all over her radio. She KNOW she wrong. haha.  But you know what it's okay, I'm very dedicated to making my life be as fun as possible so I just told myself, its fine, 5 dollars aint nothin.. I'll just donate plasma bodda bing bodda bang, aint no big deal.  Well, I failed to realize that in order to donate plasma I need to eat something. So I get all the way down to the plasma donation office, wait about 45 minutes to get my finger pricked with a needle right in my vain (ooh! I swear they aim right for the vain just to see you squeal) then! I was sent home because I didnt eat enough to donate. I was thinking Oh hale No they just didnt! Man, now I have to go home and steal some food from one of my roomies because I'm not about to waste some of my food on something stupid, just to get a few bucks for donating plasma. uh, no mam miss pam... Oh heck no I'm sure not...... Sorry ...... See, and I dont even feel like stealing their food is a crime because it's not like I WANT to, I HAVE to, in order to survive.  ....Anywho, I ride the bus all the way home to find my roommate Anthony sitting on the couch looking all exhausted like he just ran a marathon, knowing full well he didn't. So I asked him, Anthony, why you flooding up my house with all that sweat? You trying to reenact Noah's arc or what? ..cuz if that's the case, you need to take all. that.. outside..  He begin to tell me about an incident that happened last night when I was gone at a friends house.  Supposedly Anthony has some history with this girl who I told him to stay away from because she aint nothing but trouble. Plus, she did him wrong on his birthday which is an automatic FUGLY in my book, old Emily Rose looking tramp.  (Lets call her grenade, because trust me, her faceand her body is like a ticking bomb about to explode at any moment.) So anyways, grenade had the audacity to come over to MY house last night with 3 other friends MO-HO, LARE-HO, and CURL-HO (*moho is a girl)  So, they all come over looking for Anthony. So Anthony comes out to the living room to see what they want......Tell me why from the moment they walked in the house til the moment they left..... FEVER, and they weren't just giving him just any type of fever.. they were giving him, scarlet's fever! and im like umm-no-mam... First off, THEY ARE SO LUCKY THAT I WASNT HOME. Second, why in the heck are you coming over to my house at 12am in the morning on a Thursday night?? And most importantly! ..Why are you coming for my roommate Anthony...... when nobody has sent for thee.. Okaay... If you didn't get a letter in the mail saying, meet me at my house at 12am, Thursday night,,, then I shouldn't be hearing a knock on the door, finding you standing on my porch with a slap-happy expression on your face like if you just arrived at a party... because I'm sorry to burst your bubble sweetie, you came to the wrong address. The party is a few blocks down, make a right, then a left, and keep driving a couple hundred miles until you are in the next city, mmk...... b/c i mean, furreal?! ...Anyways, Anthony comes out and already he knows theres gonna be some drama. He asks them, What'd I do now? Grenade looks at him and says, lets go talk somewhere in private. So they both go to one of the spare rooms in the back of the house that we dont use.  They start talking and all of a sudden Moho, storms in the room and starts cursing up a storm, yelling at Anthony. "If I ever catch you talking to her again (pointing at grenade), I'm going to call the mother effing cops on you Beeah."  .......Okay, ummm...  SCUH-USE ME?.... Is moho out of her freakin mind?? Did she just get out of an insane asylum?? ...Did she get beat by Chris Brown forgetting her name like  Miss Rheee-anna did??  Clearly.... I think she did...  Because how in the fetch did she end up from point A, standing in the living room looking dazed and confused about a party invite that has obviously given you the wrong address.. to... point D, yelling and cursing at my roommate for which she really has no business doing anyways!  I missed a few letters apparantly because Homegirl must have gotten lost or something. Who gave her permission to march around our house like she owns the place, giving people all types of fever. See! thats why I say they're lucky that I wasn't there because they don't know.... I would have given them the freakin Swine flu... for which there is no cure.  Shoot! I slap ghetto black girls in Tx for a living and make them scream like white girls.  Don't play with me... cuz winning aint nothing new for this beauty people call, Isaiah.  "All I do is win win win no matter what!" -T pain on that booty. Naw I'm sayin..  Any ways after Anthony had had enough of getting yelled at, he walks back into the living room and hears Lare-ho and Curl-ho saying, "oh we're just here just in case you try and do something to the girls.."  ...kay, CUT CUT... who are you talking to? so what, you think I'm suppose to be scared? ..are you freckin kidding me?  You both look like oompa loompas straight out of an episode of the Jersey Shore. What I got to be scared of.. Shoot, give, me a reason. Please!. because I haven't been scared of somebody in a loooong time.  Don't make me have a BF! (lol) Anywho they all ended up leaving.... but, ooh, i swear!.. TRAILER TRASH these days... OH!! And! the worst part about this whole incident is that the whole time that Anthony is getting accused and abused, my other roommate David is in his room right next door knowing full well he can hear everything that is going on and doesn't even once think to come out of his room and stick up for Anthony. I seriously don't see how he just sat in his room doing God knows what, probably cyber chatting with a random girl, who I don't doubt is actually a 50 year old man wearing lip stick.. aint lyin!  ooh, i swear.. COWARDS these days... 
                  
                             TO BE CONTINUED......

BROKEN BONES

             So there is some good news and some bad news.. The good news is that today is fast Sunday. :D Testimony meeting at church. The bad news is that corey (my step dad) might have broken his ribs!  The old me would have heard this news and seconds later drive over to a buddy's house to play games without a care in the world living on with what I thought was the perfect life.  But no! today there is something different. I'm trying to be a new person, caring about others and putting them before me no matter how unimportant they are. Me and my stepdad Corey never really see eye to eye even though he is a really good father.  Today I helped him take this huge bougie looking lawnmower off the back of his truck. I was trying to have a positive attitude about it but I really didn't see what the point of it was.  Let me just give you a history lesson. About 20 years ago, Corey lost his vision to diabetes. He has actually been through a lot of surgery as well as gotten a few organ transplants, so hes a pretty tough trooper, not gonna hate. Anywho, I figured that the most sensible reason for wanting that lawnmower to cut the grass was because he couldn't see how bad of condition it was in, not to mention that it was a driving lawnmower that you sit in and im all down with not having to put much work into work, especially cutting our Mt. Everest looking yard.. Well anyways, let me tell you, I could see that lawnmower clear as day and it was BOUGIE! I didnt know where the heck my parents picked it up from? Looked like it was either trash from the side of the rode or straight from the junk yard because it was Busted Rusted and Crusted!
            Anyways back to my point of Corey being a good father.. After I helped him take that zombie looking weed wacker from the back of his truck. He thanked me and then handed me 20 dollars! I was in shock and a little creeped out because that was really nice. And shoot if anybody gives me 20 dollars they can be a good "whatever" in my book. Of course I denied it the first time telling him that he didnt need to pay me but he insisted that I take it so I was like shoot! you don't gotta tell me twice. THANK..UH.. YOU.. very much and goodbye. I went inside to rest and relax from my long day of hard work. I swear i felt like one of those immigrants that wait in the parking lot of  home depot looking for some work.  Tell me why right whenever I get out of taking a warm soothing shower and put on some comfy pajamas to lay in my soft sleep number throne, there is a knock on the door. And this isn't just any type of knock. No, this is one of those knocks you get when you live in the ghetto and and upset black lady is banging on your door because she found out you slept with her man. I waited a second thinking my mom or Corey would realize that I just hauled a 85 pound hoopty lawnmower off the back off 5 foot high truck.  What in the heck do I look like??  Nobody was getting up to get the door so I figured since I do errrthing in this house, ill get it. So, I get up out of my slumber and run down stairs to open the door. At this point I'm not running downstairs to just open the door. I'm about to open the door and wang somebody in the head with the cane my step dad uses to walk around the house.  I open the door to some old white guy who apparently lives across the street. (now this is where the bad news comes in.) Corey, being blind, missed a step on the porch plummeting to his death. A couple years back my mom redid our porch because it was way too steep. Now, I dont know if she did this on purpose but they obviously lengthened our porch way to far out. I swear its like climbing the great wall of china. There are like 50 steps. Corey explained that when he fell he didnt just fall and slide down the stairs. He missed his step fell right on his neck, then his shoulder, and then his ribs somersaulting about 4 or 5 times.. Anyways, he was in a lot of pain. And Corey has a high tolerance for pain from all that he has been through in the past with his surgeries and such so when he complains, it is not something to take lightly.  Not to mention that he could barely talk because it hurt his ribs to breathe.  We all thought that he had broke his ribs or something. I had to yell at my mom a couple times because she was freakin panicing and trying to move him. kay, rule #1 when somebody has just fallen down a flight of stairs, dont move them! I mean come on, common sense. haha. I came outside from calling the ambulance and Corey is all in this awkward position that my mom put him in..
          Turns out that Corey was fine. He was bruised badly but he was going to be okay. Our home teachers cam and gave him a blessing. I love blessings. :) They are so powerful and can really do great miracles. I am so grateful that I have to the opportunity to participate in an ordinance as wonderful as blessings. :D  The funny thing is that just earlier today at church Corey got up to bare his testimony telling everybody that he is never going to let anything get him down or stop him from what he wants to do. He said that if he got hit by a car and was put in a wheel chair, that wouldnt stop him.. well, he definitely didnt get hit by a car but I guess God was giving him a little test to see if Cor was not just all talk. haha..  Ps. people in the hospital are CRAZY! dont even get me started on the craziness that goes on in there. haa!  LAUGHS

A NEW ME :)

         A new second, a new minute, a new hour, a new day, a new month, a new year.... A NEW ME! :D  It's the first day of the year 2011 and already I'm having a great start. :) I usually never do this but this year I have decided to have a few new year resolutions. (haa more like difficult resolutions)  I have made a lot of bad choices in my past that I really regret doing and that I want to change about myself. I dont want to ever do those bad things again. That is why the first resolution on my list is #1- Be the ultimate best Mormon ever!!  I want to be the nicest most kindest and sweetest person ever! I want to put other people before me. I want to be close to my savior and to be active in my church callings and activities. I want to go on a mission in the summer. :) I want to be a leader, an example, responsible. I just want to be there! no matter what the situation is. Whether it is doing community service on the side of the highway to comforting somebody when they are down.
        I have always struggled with my weight as girly as that sounds..  I'm not comfortable with my body or my face.. So!Rresolution #2- Get toned and into shape. I know that if I am more comfty with my bod then I will be more comfty with my face. :) because I know im not ugly thats for duurn sure! haha.. I plan to run 3 miles errrday, jump rope, and lift weights. Also, to eat more healthy which is going to be very difficult but. I can do it!!  I am so determined and inspired by Justin biebers new song Never Say Never! I will Never let anybody tell me i cant do something.....haha im totes cereal! I can do anything i put my mind to. :) It is time to feel good about myself. I want to look guuuud.. I want to turn all of the girls heads... shoot! I want to turn everybodies heads.. even the guys.. haha JOKES! but furreal getting in shape will help me look better when I'm dancing as well. I love to dance. :) Hip hop, salsa, white people, anything.. It is so much fun. I really want to learn how to tumble and be in control of my body. That would be tight! That is why for resolution #3- Become Flexible.  I am going to stretch every bone in my body every single day.  The only prob is that I dont really know how to stretch I looked on youtube today and I found this one vid that I am going to follow until I get a pro to show me some legit stretching moves.  Im excited though.
            So these are all of my resolutions for this year. :D I feel so determined to make all of these a part of my life. :)